TEN REASONS WHY YOU KNOW YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH XANDER
Part One (of an ongoing series)
(1) When you name your slightly mutated goldfish (it has two tails) Xander.
(2) When you spend your nights planning world domination (and making Nicholas
your personal sex slave)
(3) When you practice your Xander dance routines ready for the next time you
go clubbing.
(4) When you walk past broom closests and sigh wistfully.
(5) When you become addicted to 'twinkie' bars. (And anything else filled with
chocolately goodness.)
(6) When You start writing (Bad) fanfic about Xander meeting a beautiful British
Slayer (from the Birmingham/Northampton Area)
(7) When you start writing (bad) fanfic about Xander meeting a beautiful Canadian
Slayer (from the Toronto area)
(8) When you refer to Xander/Nicholas as 'your bloke'
(9) When you go miniture golfing just to beat the castle in less than five shots.
(10) When you have an irrational fear of clowns that has got so bad that when
you see one you wither cry or punch them (very hard)
Part Two
(1) When you fight anyone who disses him.
(2) When you discover every sentance you speak is a Xanderism or a variation
of a Xanderism.
(3) When you fantasise that Xander licks ice cream of you (but not off your
nose, I can think of better places!) (Down Girl! - Kali)
(4) When you eat chocolate for every meal (but is this always a 'Xander thing'?)
(5) When you go to the zoo you stay well away form the hyena cage and forward
through the hyena bits in 'The Lion King', just in case.
(6) When you think of him whenever you see a worm or a preying mantis or 'A
Bug's Life'.
(7) When you start a webiste dedicated to him and join the NBA, XGG Xander
dance Club and any other Xander-orientated club.
(8) When you realise that the Xander dances cease to be stupid and become
the ultimate mating dance. (Dance with me, Xander - 'N)(not if he knows what's
good for him - Kali)
(9) When you become strangely attracted to the class clown even though he
looks nothing like Xander. (What do you mean it had notihing to do with Xander?
What? OH MY GOD! - LadyBuffy)
(10) When you believe that orange, lime green and blue goes together, clothing
wise.