Ten Reasons why your boyfriend is a Vampire

Ten Reasons Why Your Boyfriend is a Vampire

by 'Nessa

 

1. He won't go out during the daylight hours.

2. He 'looks' 20ish but is really much, much older than that (by 220 years or so?)

3. He flits in and out of your life, only coming to see you when you are about to be in danger.

4. He has made lurking an art-form.

5. And brooding.

6. He has an unusual tattoo on his shoulder.

7. Old friends of his joke about his 'Anne Rice routine'.

8. Your boyfriend is "dark, gorgeous, in an annoying sort of way." (Sound familiar Kali?)

9. Pigs blood in the fridge is a good sign of vampirism, so is waking up with strange love-bites.

10. He has a girlie name...


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