Ten Storylines
You'll Never See On Buffy
By Kali, 'Nessa, LadyBuffy
and Alyfan
Part One
(1) A relationship forming between Angel and Xander. (even though some of our
male friends want it)
(2) Spike dumps mad Dru and runs away to Hollywood withWillow.
(3) An 'Armageddon'-style Comet hits Sunnydale and all is destroyed.
(4) Angel dumps Buffy saying she's an uptight cow and runs away to Transylvania
with Willow.
(5) Even with his bad SAT scores, Xander gets into Havard/Yale.
(6) Cordelia discovers she's Xander's long lost twin sister.
(7) Buffy discovers she has a long lost twin sister who is a world famous movie
star and the sexiest woman in the world (and that's offical!)
(8) Giles going for a whole episode without consulting his books.
(9) On the scooby gang's film night they watch 'An Interview with a Vampire' or
'Dracula' and wish Brad and Keanu were real vampires
(10) Brad and Keanu come to Sunnydale and turn out to be vampires but Buffy can't
kill them because the world can't lose such gorgeousness.
Part Two
(1) Angel doesn't brood, but becomes the life and soul of the party, prompting
Buffy to say 'Grow up!'
(2) Giles gets an old-fashioned motorbike with a side car for him and Buffy.
(3) Xander loses his sense of humour and it's up to the scooby gang to get it
back!
(4) Giles not wearing tweed and going to raves.
(5) Willow falling in love with Giles. (research boy and research girl together,
it's a match made in Heaven)
(6) Angel turns out to not be a vampire, and is seen sunbathing on Sunnydale beach.
(7) It turns out that Sunnydale's watch has been poisoned and Buffy's been staking
innocent residents while under the influence for the last 3 years.
(8) It was all a dream and Buffy is still a cheerleader at Hemery High in LA.
(9) Xander becomes a Lawyer and gets a job at Ally McBeal's Law firm.
(10) Cordelia becomes a strippergram.
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