Ten Reasons Why You Know You Want To Be A Slayer
(1) You find yourself a librarian-watcher
and get them to train you in the martial arts and demon killing
(2) You won't take cookies or mini pizza's from
your Mom's new boyfriend
(3) You look at anything wooden (chairs, branches,
bits of fence etc.), deciding if they would make a good stake
(4) "A happy slayer is a good slayer" becomes your
motto
(5) You've taken up karate/kung fu/tae kwon do
and practise your Buffy moves regularly
(6) You refuse to go out after dark, unless you
have at least two stakes and a cross... just incase
(7) You start calling your boyfriend Angel
(8) You NEVER invite anyone into your house after
dark
(9) You decide the graveyard is really cool hangout
(if you have loads of stakes and a crossbow)
(10) You have either a cross necklace or a Claddaugh
ring