1. You tend to find dead teachers
in cupboards.
2. Snakes mysteriously appear in
the cafeteria.
3. Ghosts roam the corridors repeating
the mistakes they made 30 years before.
4. The soul of a witch is trapped
in one of your trophies.
5. Your headteacher/principal is
a little troll.
6. You can't find a textbook printed
before the turn of the century in your school library.
7. There's a cage in your school
library which contains strange weapons.
8. The librarian is British. (ok,
this might always be the case in the UK, but you get the idea)
9. On parents evening your school
tends to get over-run by vampires/'gangs on PCP'
10. Strange monsters breed in the
basement.