Ten Reasons Why You Know 'Buffy' Is Taking Over Your Life
(1) All your user
names on the internet are "Willow" Or if you are a boy "Malcolm"/"Xander"/"Angel"
etc.
(2) You are secretly in love with your best friend
(3) You think "Too much Buffy? Never!"
(4) You name your puppy/fish/hamster Willow/Xander/Buffy/Angel
WORSE: You name your newborn child Willow/Xander/Buffy/Angel
(5) You have the whole collection of Buffy T-shirts,
but you refuse to wear them in case they get dirty or torn.
(6) You've taken up karate and practise your Buffy
moves regularly
(7) You prefer to watch Buffy alone because other
people just "don't get it"
(8) You find yourself quoting the show several
times a day
(9) You have three copies of each episode so nothing
can happen to them and You keep the third copy in a fire proof safe
(10) You always say the phrases "the wacky", "wiggins"
and "can you vague that up for me?"