Ten Reasons Why Men/Boys/Lads are obsessed with Buffy/Sarah



By 'The Girls'
Disclaimer: To protect to innocent and the guilty we have omitted the names of the worst obsessives that we have ever had the (mis)fortune to know. But rest assured, YOU know who you are. (And we love you all the same!)

(1) You rewind any scene with Buffy in a skimpy vest-top (every episode).

(2) You wish David (Angel) had a smoochies double (like a stunt double but with kissable lips).

(3) You wish you could be reincarnated as one of Buffy's teddies. (The BEARS not the item of clothing.)

(4) You wish you were a vamp, because 'a guy has to be dead to make time with' Buffy.

(5) Your girlfriends/best friends copy of 'The Watcher's Guide' automatically falls open on the page with the picture of a wet Buffy (For the boys who didn't know this it is the second set of photos)

(6) You swear you only like her because she is a kung-fu queen.

(7) You have at least one of Sarah's FHM pics on your wall/ in your wallet/ under your pillow.

(8) You spend 9 hours solid on the internet trying to find pictures of 'that kissing scene' in 'Cruel Intentions'

(9) Like Xander you're intensely jealous of Angel and is glad he's leaving for his own spin-off series.

(10) You're desperately raising the plane fare to LA so you can audition for the part of Buffy's new love interest.

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