Remember when Spike found out he could kick demon ass and wanted to go on the ramage?

"What's this? Sitting around watching the telly while there's evil still afoot? Vampires! Grrr! Nasty. Let's annihilate them. For justice, and for the safety of puppies, and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil. Let's kill something. Oh, come on!"

Well, Willow persuaded him to take advantage of public access television and this is what he created.......

 

 

 

G'day Mate and Welcome to Animal Hospital with me William the Bloody, here at the Animal and Demon pet shelter in Sunny ol' Sunnydale California.

Today we'll be meeting a kitten who spent three days stuck up a tree after being chased up it by a rabid hellhound, a puppy called Sunshine who is looking for a new home and Nurse Dru will be teaching you how to look after your pets.

My special guest today is Nurse Drusilla, one of our caring vets here at the hospital. She takes care of the day to day needs of the differnt animals at the centre. Her favourite animal currently staying at the centre is a cat called Miss Kitty who we will be meeting later.

"I like naming all the birds, they're all so pretty with their rainbow feathers," says Nurse Dru. "I like it when they sing. They have such beautiful voices. They sing for me, don't you sing for me. Pretty bird singing for me. I give them all the same name, it makes it much easier to remember, but I don't think they like it and they fight. Bad bird, naughty bird. But when they sing they make me happy."

To look after a bird you need to provide it with:

  • A large cage
  • A mirror (so it doesn't feel lonely)
  • Perches
  • And don't forget to feed it otherwise it willl die.

    This is Sunshine, a thirteen month old pup in need of a new home after his owner was found dead in the park with neck wounds. Sunshine is very playful and loves a lot of attention. Due to a strange skin compliant he can't go out in direct sunlight so he is the prefect pet for anyone who works nights. Sunshine also has a digestion complaint and needs to be fed raw, bloody meat once a day to give him the nutition he needs.

    If you think you can provide Sunshine with a loving home and you live in the Sunnydale area then phone
    1-800-spikes-animal-hospital
    and leave a message. Thank you.

     

    Well that's all for today from the Sunnydale Animal and Demon pet shelter for today. Join us again soon on Animal Hospital. G'bye.

     

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    Disclaimers: Thank you to Sunnydale High School for the screengrabs. This page has absolutely nothing to do with the real Animal Hospital or Rolf Harris. The Animal Hospital Logo is (c) BBC.