Everything I Learnt in Life I Learnt from Xander

by protector_kali, BigRock, Doyle22

protector_kali
1. I don't worry if men stare at my bosoms, it just lets me know that they're eyes are open
2. Laughing in the face of Danger is very brave, hiding from it isn't cowardy
3. Alleviate guilt by getting yourself really really killed
4. A black eye heals, but cowardice has an unlimited shelf life.
5. You can agree with Dead Boy without losing face
6. Optimism is a fortune in gold doubloons
7. People don't fall in love with what's right in front of them. People want the dream. What they can't have. The more unattainable, the more attractive.
8. There is never any bad in chocolate
9. Vampires are nasty pointy ones and are not good
10. A world without Jonathan is a world without sunshine and a world without joy

BigRock
1. Losing your virginity to a psychotic killer isn't all it's cracked up to be.
But...
2. Nothing can defeat the penis!

Doyle22
Being able to do the Hippy-Hippy Shake from watching "Coctail" is qualification enough to be a bartender.

protector_kali
1. A quick draw is not just about speed but also about pointing your stake the right way round.
2. You can only put up with so much Cordelia before snapping
3. The black arts is the only way to keep hormones in check

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