Everything I Learnt in Life I Learnt from Oz

by Big Rock, protector_kali

BigRock
1. Wanting to make out to make someone else jealous is on the empty side.
2. To get roadies, you need to play more than 3 chords, even if you're not a fruity jazz band.
3. The presence of vampires in your town can explain a lot.
4. I am my thoughts. They contain everything that is me.
5. The first time you have sex with your significant other, it should be because you both need it to happen for the same reasons.
6. Speaking in short, noncommital sentences can make you seem cool.
7. Surviving high school is one of the greatest achievements ever.
8. Always stay calm, never panic.
9. You have to learn to tame your animal desires.
10. Never let your cousin bite you.

protector_kali
1. Never be surprised by disembodied limbs
2. Don't mention rabbits
.3. Being a cold blooded jelly donut isnt all its cracked up to be

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