Everything I Learnt in Life I Learnt from Giles
by Big Rock, protector_kali
BigRock
1. Research is the key to success.
2. You can still be a sexy cafe crooner, no matter how old you are.
3. The car does not make the man.
4. Grief and loss can blind you to what's really going on.
5. A little casual sex with an orgasm friend every few months isn't a bad thing.
6. Sometimes no matter how hard you try, you can't escape your destiny.
7. We all have our youthful indiscretions.
8. Tweed is a viable fashion choice.
9. Letting your job become more important than your feelings can make you do
horrible things.
10. Always make sure you have some more scotch.
protector_kali
1. Tweed is better than Kevlar
2. Never stand in the path of a tranquiliser gun
3. Going to the local nightspot might give you the reputation of being skanky
4. Never go out drinking with old British friends
5. A 'Kiss the Librarian' Mug shows you have a sense of whimsy
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