Everything I Learnt in Life I Learnt from Cordelia

by Crazy_for_Buffy, Doyle22, Markb.1 and protector_kali

Crazy_For_Buffy
1. When your house is a mess, don`t insult others` messy homes.
2. Hollywood movie roles do not just come rolling in because you`re gorgeous.
3. Blonde girls who are insanely strong are usually slayers.
4. Don`t trust pale guys who live in houses with no windows or at least really thick curtains, they`re probably vampires.
5. "Fixer upper" guys are really, really sweet.
6. Just because I`m beautiful and popular doesn`t mean I`ll get the guy.
7. When you`re in trouble you`d be surprised at who`d come through. (exes, arch rivals exes...)
8. Vampires and demons aren`t all bad, especially if they give you a paying job.
9. Daddy`s money will eventually run out.
10. Nice guys don`t always finish last.
 

Doyle22
Guys who don't have a reflection should whistle before entering a room.

markb.1
1. Aspire to help your fellow man...as long as he's not smelly, dirty or gross or anything.
2. Slayers should have different rules for them. Like that fascist society thing...
3. Try to rearrange cheerleader practice around digging up sooner.
4. Feels like home. If its the 50s and your a psycho!
5. Girls asking guys to a dance? We need to nip this feminist thing in the bud!
6. Never be out of the loop on gifts.
7. Love the hair. It screams street urchin.
8. How do you attack a big demon...we can run with a big box of ebola virus. Or not real virus, just a box with 'EBOLA' on it...
9. BEWARE OF DEMONIC ONE NIGHT STANDS.
10. Don't kiss people who tend to have visions from the Powers That Be!

protector_kali
1. Tact is just saying not-true stuff, why bother?
2. Being May Queen is a responsibility not just a right.
3. Bloodstains of evil never wash out even if you dry clean until judgement day.

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