Everything I Learnt in Life I Learnt from Angelus

by VampWill, Doyle22, protector_kali

VampWill
1. Nothing beats a live heart on Valentine's Day.
2. Always get the name of your victim's dealer.
3. To kill a Slayer, you have to love her.
4. To annoy a Slayer, ask her to 'wriggle'.
5. There is nothing sexier than a man in black leather.
6. Family blood is always the sweetest.
7. Having a bad Irish accent doesn't make you any the less menacing.
8. Don't let destroying the world get in the way of good old-fashioned torture.
9. It pays to be an artist.
10. There are some things you never get tired of doing.

Doyle22
1. Cordelia's acting is worse than hell.
2. Being curse-free gives you a legit excuse to tell your friends just what you've always thought of them.
3. Remember to pay the power bill!

protector_kali
1. Evil is a talented, (if not brooding) artist
2. Nothing can get the taste of Slayer out of your mouth (IOHEFY)
3. Nothing says murder like red roses

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