Season Four

The Harsh Light Of Day

Harmony: "You were always funny, Willow. You haven't changed a bit."
Willow: "No, you neither."
Harmony: "Oh, maybe a little. (growl)"

Willow: "Back off, Harmony."
Harmony: "Okay, fine. Hide behind your boyfriend. But guess what? I have a boyfriend, too, and he's gonna be mad that you were mean to me."

Harmony: "How's my little blondie bear?"
Spike: "Harm, does this look like a good time to talk?"
Harmony: "Are you going to kill Willow today? 'Cause I want you to say, 'This is for messing with my sweet girl.'"

"You almost killed her last year. Suddenly it's a big deal?"

Harmony: "This one tastes funny. Take me out to eat."
Spike: "He's perfectly fresh."
Harmony: "I think I had a math class with him last year, and I didn't like him that much then, either."

Harmony: "Is Antonio Banderas a vampire?"
Spike: "No."
Harmony: "Oh. Can I make him a vampire?"
Spike: "No. Wait. On second thought, yeah. Go do that. Take your time. Do Melanie and the kids as well."

"Hey, I don't have a pulse. Cool! Can we eat a doctor so I can get a stethoscope and hear my heart not beating?"

Spike: "We've got an extra set of chains."
Harmony: "Ew. Just because Dorkus went in for that..."
Spike: "Drusilla."
Harmony: "Whatever."
Spike: "Say her name."
Harmony: "Dorkus."
Spike: "Bite your tongue."
Harmony: "Do it for me."

Harmony: "You love that tunnel more than me."
Spike: "I love syphilis more than you."

"Ew. Like you're too good to work a clasp."

"So, is it doing it? Do you feel it? I mean, you don't look any different, if you wondered. I thought maybe you'd look taller, or glow or something."

"Being a vampire sucks."

"He was my platinum baby, and I loved him."

The Initiative

Harmony: "Bastard! You dumped me, and staked me, and hurt me, and left me..."
Spike: "I know, sugar, but you're forgetting one other thing I did. I missed you."
Harmony: "Really?"

Spike: "Forever and ever, mon petite creme brulee."
Harmony: "Ooh, Italian!"

Spike: "And after that, it's all you and me, my little mentholated pack of smokes."
Harmony: "Spikey, let's leave the Slayer alone. You know she'll only slap you around, and I can do that."

Xander: "I'm warning you, I've been highly trained to put this through your heart. No mercy, no warning."
Harmony: "I can kill you where you stand."
Xander: "Bring it on, then."

Xander: "Ow!"
(Xander kicks Harmony)
Harmony: "Ow! You sissy kicker!"

Pangs

Harmony: "Out! I mean it. I've been doing a lot of reading, and I'm in control of my own power now, so we're through."
Spike: "You don't mean that."
Harmony: "Yes, I do. I do. I mean it a lot."
Spike: "See, I knew you'd wind up welcoming me back with open... arms."
Harmony: "No. I'm powerful, and I'm beautiful, and I don't need you to complete me. And you're mean!"