-Isms - Mr Trick - Season Three

"I mean, admittedly, it's not a haven for the brothers. You know, strictly the caucasian persuasion here in the 'Dale. But, you know, you just gotta' stand up and salute their death rate."

"It makes D.C. look like Mayberry, and ain't nobody saying boo about it."

Kakistos: "The Slayer. I'm going to rip her spine from her body, and then I'm going to eat her heart and suck the marrow from her bones."
Trick: "Now I'm hungry."

"I mean, you know, you get the hankering for the blood of a fifteen-year-old Filipina, and I'm on the net and she's here the next day, express air."

German: "Is that her?"
Trick: "In the nubile flesh, my friend."

Trick: "Competition. Competition is a beautiful thing. It makes us strive, it makes us accomplish, occasionally makes us kill. We all have the desire to win. Whether we're human, vampire... Whatever the hell you are, my brother, you got a spiny-looking head thing, I never seen that before."
Thing: "I am Kulak, of the Meequak clan."
Trick: "Isn't that nice."

"Ladies, gentlemen, spiny-headed looking creatures, welcome to SlayerFest '98."

"Hello, ladies. Welcome to SlayerFest '98. What is a SlayerFest, you ask? Well, as in most of life, there's the hunters and the hunted. Can you guess where you two fall? From the beginning of this tape you have exactly 30 seconds -- no, that's 17 now -- to run for your lives. Faith, Buffy, have a nice death."

"Excuse me! Anybody got a warrant here?"

Mayor: "That's an exciting suit."
Trick: "Well, clothes make the man."
Mayor: "Well, as I understand it, you're not a man, exactly."

Bad Girls

Mayor Wilkins: "Where is the owner of these fine implements?"
Mr. Trick: "The common term is 'slain.'"

"Why do they always gotta be using swords? It's called a Uzi, ya chump. Could have saved your ass right about now."

Consequences

Mayor Wilkins: "It's not working."
Mr. Trick: "It's supposed to do something besides shred?"
Mayor Wilkins: "It's supposed to cheer me up. Usually, using the shredder gives me a lift. It's fun."
Mr. Trick: "And today, you're not getting the ya-yas?"
Mayor Wilkins: "No. I guess it'll take more than this to turn my frown upside down."

Mayor Wilkins: "Do you think he talked? To them?"
Mr. Trick: "If he did, I'm thinking he said the wrong thing."

"I hear once you've tasted a Slayer, you never want to go back."

"Oh, no. No, this is no good at all."