<div align="center"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">-Isms - Faith

"Isn't it crazy how slayin' just always makes you hungry and horny?" Buffy: "Well... sometimes I crave a nonfat yogurt afterwards."

Willow: "Oz is a werewolf."
Buffy: "It's a long story."
Oz: "I got bit."
Buffy: "Apparently not that long."
Faith: "Hey, as long as you don't go scratchin' at me or humpin' my leg, we're five-by-five, ya' know?"
Oz: "Fair enough."

"The vamps, though. They better get their asses to Defcon One. 'Cause you and I are gonna' have fun, you know? Watcherless and fancy-free."

Giles: "It's a great honor to be invited... or so I'm told."
Faith: "Oh, it's boring. Way too stuffy for a guy like you."
Buffy: "Um, maybe I should introduce you again. Faith, this is Giles."
Faith: "I've seen him. If I'd have known they came that young and cute, I would've requested a transfer."
Buffy: "Raise your hand if 'ew'."

"You guys are a hoot and a half. I mean, if I had friends like you in high school, I... probably still would've dropped out, but I might've been sad about it, you know?"

Faith: "Well, when I'm fighting, it's like the whole world goes away, and I only know one thing: that I'm gonna' win, and they're gonna' lose. I like that feelin'."
Buffy: "Well, sure. Beats that dead feeling you get when they win and you lose."

Faith: "Didn't we, um, do this street already?"
Buffy: "Funny thing about vamps. They'll hit a street even after you've been there. It's like they have no manners."

Faith: "I'm five-by-five here, B, living entirely large, actually wondering about your problem."
Buffy: "Well, I may not sleep in the nude and rassle alligators..."
Faith: "Maybe it's time you started 'cause obviously something in your bottle needs uncorking."

Faith: "What are you getting so strung out for, B?"
Buffy: "Why are your lips still moving, F?"
Faith: "Did I just hear a threat?"
Buffy: "Would you like to?"
Faith: "Wow. Think you can take me?"
Buffy: "Yeah. I just hope they can't!"

"My dead mother hits harder than that!"

"Gee, if doing violence to vampires upsets you, I think you're in the wrong line of work."

Faith: "I'm the one who can handle this."
Buffy: "Yeah, you're a real badass when it comes to packing."

Buffy: "Faith, you run, he runs after you."
Faith: "That's where the head start comes in handy."

Buffy: "You hungry?"
Faith: "Starved."

"Nice place. Do you ever catch kids doing the diddy out here?

"Bet you and Scott have been up there kicking the gear shift.

Faith: "But you like him, and when you think about him, you get that good down-low tickle, right?
Buffy: "Yeah, I guess, but... how low?
Faith: "You tell me.
Buffy: "How about not?

Buffy: "But he is... nice, and he's funny.
Faith: "And quite a muffin.
Buffy: "Blueberry. That crunchy, munchy stuff on top. But my most favorite thing so far is that he doesn't seem to be any kind of hell beast.
Faith: "All men are beasts, Buffy.
Buffy: "Okay, I was hoping to not get that cynical 'till I was at least forty.
Faith: "It's not cynical. I mean, it's realistic. Every guy, from Manimal to Mr. I-love-The-English-Patient has beast in him. And I don't care how sensitive they act. They're all still just in for the chase.

Faith: "Buffy, are you okay? What are you doing here?
Buffy: "Uh, bleeding internally, but I'll live.

Faith: "I was going kind of crazy in here, but I can get in a few stakings before sunrise.
Buffy: "Knock yourself out. Not literally, though.

Homecoming
Faith: "Oh, man! Guys should break up with you more often."
Buffy: "Gee, thank you."
Faith: "No, I mean it. I mean, you really got some quality rage going. Really gives you an edge."
Buffy: "Edge-girl. Just what I always wanted to be."
Faith: "Come on, we'll find a couple studs, we'll use 'em, and discard 'em. That's always fun."
Buffy: "Okay, I'm in! Not the stud-using part, though. Or, probably not."

Faith: "What are you two so mopey about?"
Xander: "We're not mopey. We're grooving. On Oz's band. He's a great guy, Oz."
Willow: "He wrote this song for me."

"Scott? There you are, honey! Hey, good news. The doctor says that the itching and the swelling and the burning should clear up, but we gotta keep using the ointment."

Revelations

Faith: "Yo, what's up? Hey, time to motivate."
Buffy: "Really, we're just good friends."

Buffy: "Synchronized slaying."
Faith: "New Olympic category?"

"No offense, lady, I just have this problem with authority figures. They end up kind of dead."

"Excuse me, Mary Poppins, but you don't seem to be listening."

Faith: "Ronnie, deadbeat. Steve, klepto. Kenny... drummer. Eventually I just had to face up to my destiny as a loser magnet. Now it's strictly get some, get gone. You can't trust guys."
Buffy: "You can trust some guys. Really, I've read about them."

"I've had my share of losers, but you... you boinked the undead."

Gwen Post: "Do you know who the Spartans were?"
Faith: "Wild stab - a bunch of guys from Spart?"

Gwen Post: "You will probably hate me a great deal of the time."
Faith: "You think?"

Faith: "I say I deal with this problem right now. I say I slay."
Xander: "Can I come?"

Xander: "Good old Sunnydale library. Fully equipped with reference books, file cards... and weapons."
Faith: "Beauty."
Xander: "I call crossbow."

"Yeah, I'm thinking. Thinking Buffy's ex-meat did this!"

Xander: "Wait!"
Faith: "For what? For you to grow a pair?"

"I can't believe how much I'm gonna kill you."

"You're confused, twinkie. Let me clear you up. Vampire. Slayer. Dead vampire."

Buffy: "How are you?"
Faith: "5 by 5."
Buffy: "I'll interpret that as good."

Amends/A Buffy Christmas

Buffy: "I like the lights."
Faith: "Yeah. Well, 'tis the season. Whatever that means."

Joyce: "Oh, that is so thoughtful."
Faith: "They're crappy."

The Zeppo

"These babes were wicked rowdy. What's their deal?"

Xander: "Excuse me? Who, at a crucial moment, distracted the lead demon by allowing her to pummel him about the head?"
Faith: "Yeah, that was real manly how you shrieked and all."
Xander: "I think you'll find that was more of a bellow."

Faith: "A fight like that and no kill. I'm about ready to pop."
Xander: "Really? Pop?"
Faith: "you up for it?"
Xander: "Oh, I'm up. I'm suddenly very up. It's just, um, I've never been up with people before."
Faith: "Just relax... and take off your pants."
Xander: "Those two concepts are antithetical."
Faith: "Don't worry. I'll steer you around the curves."

Bad Girls

Faith: "So, what, you're telling me never?"
Buffy: "Faith, really now is not the time!"
Faith: "I'm curious. Never ever? Come on, really. All this time, and not even once?"
Buffy: "How many times do I have to say it? I have never... done it... with Xander. He's just a friend."
Faith: "So? What are friends for? I mean, I'm sorry, it's just, all this sweating nightly, side-by-side action, and you never put in for a little after-hours (grunt)?"
Buffy: "Thanks for the poetry."

Faith: "Nicely diverted, B."
Buffy: "Diverted? That was me fighting for my life, Miss Attention Span."
Faith: "This isn't a Tupperware party. It's a little hard to plan."
Buffy: "The count of three isn't a plan. It's Sesame Street."

Faith: "New Watcher?"
Buffy & Giles: "New Watcher."
Faith: "Screw that."
Buffy: "Now, why didn't I just say that?"

Faith: "We're Slayers, girlfriend. The Chosen two. Why should we let him take all the fun out of it?"
Buffy: "Oh, that would be tragic. Taking the fun out of slaying, stabbing, beheading."

Faith: "Tell me that if you don't get in a good slaying, after a while, you just start itching for some vamp to show up so you can give him a good -- (grunt)."
Buffy: "Again with the grunting."

Buffy: "What about the assignment?"
Faith: "Tell you what, you do the homework, and I'll copy yours."

Buffy: "Wait. Stop! Think."
Faith: "No. No. No."

Faith: "When are you going to get this, B? Life for a Slayer is very simple -- want... take... have."
Buffy: "Want... take... have. I'm gettin' it."

Consequences

Wesley: "My. She's... cheeky, isn't she?"
Faith: "First word, 'jail,' second word, 'bait.'"

Wesley: "I'm your commander now, and on the matter of this murder, I am resolved. Natural or super, I want to know."
Faith: "Fine with me. Always ready to kick a little bad-guy butt."

Buffy: "Look, if we don't do the right thing, it's only gonna make things worse for you."
Faith: "Worse than jail for the rest of my young life?"

Faith: "He came out of nowhere."
Buffy: "I know."
Faith: "Whatever. I'm not lookin' to hug and cry and learn and grow. I'm just saying it happened quickly, you know?"

Faith: "So his papers are gone. That doesn't prove anything."
Buffy: "Except that somebody didn't want us to prove anything."

Faith: "So the Mayor of Sunnydale is a Black Hat. That's a shocker, huh?"
Buffy: "Actually, yeah. I didn't get the bad guy vibe off of him."

"Is there going to be an intermission in this?"

"How many people do you think we've saved by now, thousands? And didn't you stop the world form ending? Because in my book, that puts you and me in the plus column."

Stein: Somebody stabbed this guy through the heart. Strange thing is, the weapon, it was made out of wood. Any of this mean anything to you?"
Faith: "Yeah. That whoever did it wasn't hip to the Bronze Age."

"Lights on or off? Kinks or vanilla?"

"I could do anything to you now, and you'd want me to. I could make you scream. I could make you die."

Faith: "Finally decided to tie me up, huh? I always knew you weren't really a one-Slayer guy."
Angel: "Sorry about the chains. It's not that I don't trust you, it's... Actually, it is that I don't trust you."

Faith: "I know what it looked like, but we were just playing."
Angel: "And he forgot the safety word. Is that it?"
Faith: "Safety words are for wusses."

"Yeah? I hope evil takes MasterCard."

Faith: "You sent your boy to kill me."
Mayor: "That's right, I did."
Faith: "He's dust."
Mayor: "I thought he might be, what with you standing here and all."
Faith: "I guess that means you have a job opening."

Giles: "How did it go?"
Faith: "Princess Margaret here had a little trouble keeping up."
Giles: "How did it go?"
Wesley: "Faith, uh, did quite well on the obstacle field. Still a little sloppy, though."

"You're gonna love it, B. It's just like fun, only boring."

Faith: "Are you serious about this place?"
Mayor: "Of course I am. No Slayer of mine is gonna live in a fleabag hotel. That place has a very unsavory reputation. There are immoral liaisons going on there."
Faith: "Yeah, plus all the screwing."

Mayor: "Oh, hey, hey, hey, shoes, shoes!"
Faith: "Thanks, sugar-daddy!"
Mayor: "Now, Faith, I don't find that sort of thing amusing. I'm a family man. Now, let's kill your little friend. Don't worry, I wouldn't ask you to do it. Not this early in the relationship. Besides, I think a vampire attack would look less suspicious, anyway. In the meantime, let's look at the rest of the apartment, huh? If I'm not mistaken, some lucky girl has herself a PlayStation."
Faith: "No way."
Mayor: "Yes way!"

Enemies

"Check out the lust bunnies."

Angel: "I'll see you soon."
Faith: "Don't worry, big guy. Just keeping her warm for ya'."

"The 'close but no cigar' deal with Angel. I don't know if I could handle, you know, the way you're not handling it."

Demon: "And if this were still a barter economy, that would be a problem. I want cash, princess. Five large for the whole set."
Faith: "So you can buy -- I'm guessing here -- some skin care products?"

Demon: "So, five G's? What do you say?"
Faith: "I think 'Die, fiend,' sums it up, wouldn't you say?"

Mayor: "And what exactly did this demon look like?"
Faith: "Demonic."

Angel: "It's okay."
Faith: "No, it's a couple county lines over from okay, believe me."

Angel: "Start from the beginning."
Faith: "Mind if I skip past the 'Mom never loved me' part and get right to it?"

"I don't wanna' get all twelve-steppy, but remember when you told me that killing people would make me feel like some kind of god? I think I just came down to Earth."

"It's not human, if that's what you're thinking. Not that that makes me feel any better or this guy any less dead."

Mayor: "I just don't understand what that boy could be thinking."
Faith: "Try Buffy Summers, like in a big fat one-track way."

Mayor: "So you couldn't give him that one moment of true happiness."
Faith: "I was thinking more along the lines of a long weekend, but okay."

"Look, I'm not so good at apologies, mostly 'cause I think the world's out to screw me, so I'm generally more owed than owing."

Faith: "You wanna' be smart, you listen to me."
Angel: "Funny thing about vampires, Faith... We don't establish meaningful dialogue with Slayers."
Faith: "Not how Buffy tells it."

Faith: "You wanna' listen, or you wanna' die?"
Angel: "Heh heh. As long as you're there, I mostly want you to wriggle...but I'm listening."

"So... can I keep him?"

Buffy: "Faith, we need to get out of here, now."
Faith: "Speak for yourself, B. Me? I like it here."

"Bondage looks good on you, B. The outfit's all wrong, but hey..."

Faith: "But Mom was so busy, you know, enjoying the drinking and passing out parts of life that I never really got what I wanted. Until now."
Buffy: "Faith, listen to me."
Faith: "Why? So you can impart some special Buffy wisdom?"

"I'll be sittin' at his right hand. Assuming he has hands after the transformation. I'm not too clear on that part. And all your little lame-ass friends are gonna' be Kibbles and Bits."

Faith: "I'm the world's best actor."
Angel: "Second best."

Choices

Mayor Wilkins: "So, you just take good care of it. You be careful not to put somebody's eye out with that thing. 'Till I tell you to."
Faith: "Got any particular eyes in mind?"

Vamp: You killed him."
Faith: "What are you, the narrator?"

Vamp: That won't cut through steel."
Faith: "No, but it'll cut through bone."

Mayor Wilkins: "What happened to the courier? I was supposed to pay him."
Faith: "I made him an offer he couldn't survive."

Mayor Wilkins: "What?"
Faith: "Nothing."
Mayor Wilkins: "Oh, it's 'cause I used the "B" word, huh?"

Faith: "You hurt me, I hurt you. I'm just a little more efficient."
Willow: "Oh, and here I just thought you didn't have a comeback."

Willow: "I'm not afraid of you."
Faith: "Let's see what we can do about that."

Graduation Day, Part 1

Lester: "I'll scream!"
Faith: "Who wouldn't?"

Faith: "Sorry, friend. The boss wants you dead."
Lester: "Why?"
Faith: "You know, I never thought to ask."

Mayor Wilkins: "And everything went smoothly with Mr. Worth?"
Faith: "Not if you're Mr. Worth."
Mayor Wilkins: "Well, that's swell."

Faith: "I feel wicked stupid in this."
Mayor Wilkins: "You look lovely. Perfect for the Ascension. Any boys that manage to survive will be lining up to ask you out."

Vamp: Missed the heart."
Faith: "Meant to."

Mayor Wilkins: "I have to ingest several of the inhabitants of this box."
Faith: "Ingest?"
Mayor Wilkins: "Eat."
Faith: "You're wicked gross."

"Don't you need anyone dead or maimed? I could settle for maimed."

Faith: "That's mine."
Buffy: "You're about to get it back."

Graduation Day, Part 2

Faith: "Miles to go. Little Miss Muffet counting down from 7-3-0."
Buffy: "Great. Riddles."

Buffy: "Is this your mind or mine?"
Faith: "Beats me."