Dead Man's Party

Faith, Hope and Trick

Homecoming

Angel: "It's late. How'd you get away?"
Buffy: "It was easy. Started a fire in the prison laundry room; rode out in the garbage truck."

Revelations

Buffy: "It's just... old habit. Bad, bad habit - to be broken."
Angel: "It's hard."
Buffy: "It's not hard. Cold turkey. That's the key to quitting." (pause) You think they make a patch for this?"

Buffy: "I'm going to try and vent a little hormonal angst by going out there and killing a Lagos, whatever that is."
Angel: "Lagos?"
Buffy: "Some demon looking for some all-powerful thingamabob, and I got to stop him before he unleashes unholy havoc, and it's another Tuesday night in Sunnydale."

Buffy: "What am I doing? What are you doing?"
Angel: "I don't know."
Buffy: "Shame on you!"

Angel: "I think I have what you're looking for."
Buffy: "Great, just, wherever this was gift-wrapped, remind me not to shop there."
Angel: "The Glove of Myhnegon."
Buffy: "The world's ugliest fashion accessory."

"Okay. That hurt."

Lover's Walk

Angel: "She doesn't know about me."
Buffy: "Big no."

Angel: "She wants you to get out."
Buffy: "Some place a little less Hellmouthy."

Angel: "There's got to be some way we can still see each other."
Buffy: "There is. Tell me you don't love me."

The Wish

Angel: "What's the plan?"
Buffy: (shows stake) "Don't fall on this."

Amends/A Buffy Christmas

Daniel: "You. You're not human."
Angel: "Not of late, no."

"A man playing at cards should have a natural intelligence or a great deal of money, and you're sadly lacking in both."

"Daniel, be of good cheer. It's Christmas."

Buffy: "Vampires probably not that big on Christmas, now that I think about it."
Angel: "Not as a rule."

Angel: "I'm sorry to bother you."
Giles: Sorry. Coming from you, that phrase strikes me as rather funny. Sorry to bother me."
Angel: "I need your help."
Giles: "And the funny keeps on coming."

Angel: "I should be in a demon dimension suffering an eternity of torture."
Giles: "I don't feel particularly inclined to argue with that."

Giles: "Knowing why you are back would give you peace of mind?"
Angel: "It might."
Giles: "You think that's something you ought to have? Because, sir, to be blunt, the last time you became complacent about your existence turned out rather badly."

Margaret: "Mistress will be wondering--."
Angel: "Shh. The mistress will be wondering how to get the good Reverend Chalmers into bed and will not notice the absence of canapés."

Margaret: "Sir! My son!"
Angel: "He'll make a fine dessert."

Angel: "Leave me alone."
Jenny: "I can't. You won't let me."

Angel: "What do you want?"
Jenny: "I want to die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu."

Angel: "I'm sorry."
Jenny: "You're sorry? For me? Don't bother, I'm dead. I'm over it."

Angel: "A demon isn't a man. I was a man once."
Jenny: "Oh, yes, and what a man you were."

Angel: "You have to stay away from me."
Buffy: "You came to see me to tell me that I can't see you?"

"I don't need strength. I just need the sun to rise."

"I want to take comfort in you, and I know it will cost me my soul, and a part of me doesn't care."

Angel: "It's not the demon in me that needs killing, Buffy. It's the man."

Gingerbread

"I heard about this. People are talking. People are even talking to me."

Buffy: "Okay, so I battle evil. But I don't really win. The bad keeps coming back, and getting stronger. I'm like that kid in the story, the boy that stuck his finger in the duck."
Angel: "Dike. (Buffy looks at him) It's another word for dam."
Buffy: "Oh. Okay, that story makes a lot more sense now."

Helpless

Buffy: "Got ya!"
Angel: "Uh, right in the heart."
Buffy: "Satisfied?"
Angel: "I'm not sure that's the word."

Buffy: "Actually, I do have a thing."
Angel: "A thing? A date?"
Buffy: "Nice attempt at casual. Actually, I do have a date. Older man. Very handsome. Likes it when I call him Daddy."
Angel: "Your father. It is your father, right?"

Buffy: "It's sweet and thoughtful, and full of neat words to learn and say like 'wilt' and 'henceforth'."
Angel: "Then why'd you seem more excited last year when you got a severed arm in a box?"

Angel: "It was a bright afternoon out in front of your school. You walked down the steps. And I loved you."
Buffy: "Why?"
Angel: "'Cause I could see your heart. You held it before you for everyone to see. And I worried that it would be bruised or torn. And more than anything in my life I wanted to keep it safe, to warm it with my own."
Buffy: "That's beautiful. Or taken literally, incredibly gross."
Angel: "I was just thinking that, too."

The Zeppo

(To Buffy): "I love you."Consequences

Faith: "Finally decided to tie me up, huh? I always knew you weren't really a one-Slayer guy."
Angel: "Sorry about the chains. It's not that I don't trust you, it's... Actually, it is that I don't trust you."

Faith: "I know what it looked like, but we were just playing."
Angel: "And he forgot the safety word. Is that it?"
Faith: "Safety words are for wusses."

"You want to go the long way around, hey, I can do that. I'm not getting any older."

Buffy: "How's she doing?"
Angel: "It's like talking to a wall. Only you get more from a wall."

Angel: "You can't imagine the price of true evil."
Faith: "Yeah? I hope evil takes MasterCard."

Doppelgangland

Angel: "Buffy, I... something's happened that... Willow's dead. Hey, Willow. Wait a second."
Xander: "We're right there with you, buddy."

Willow: "It's horrible. That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil, and skanky. And I think I'm kind of gay."
Buffy: "Willow, just remember, a vampire's personality has nothing to do with the person it was."
Angel: "Well, actually... That's a good point."

Angel: "Well, even if they're supposed to wait for her, they may start feeding. Vampires are not notoriously reliable."
Xander: "So we charge in, much in the style of John Wayne?"
Giles: "High casualty risk."

Angel: "They're still in a holding pattern. That's good. It means they must really be afraid of you."
Willow: "Who wouldn't be?"

Enemies

Buffy: "Well..."
Angel: "Well."
Buffy: "That was... very... artistic."

Buffy: "Well, from the title, I thought it was about food."
Angel: "Well, there was food..."
Buffy: "Right. Th-the scene with the... food."

Angel: "It's been a long time since I've been to the movies. They've changed."
Buffy: "A little scary. And a little not, which is also scary."

Angel: "Buffy, you don't have to worry about me."
Buffy: "I just don't like to rub your nose in it. Suddenly wondering where that expression comes from."

"It feels nice just to feel."

Angel: "I'll see you soon."
Faith: "Don't worry, big guy. Just keeping her warm for ya'."

"It's good to have the taste of a Slayer back in my mouth. It's like cigarettes, you know? Just when I thought I'd quit..."

"No, really, don't get up."

Faith: "You wanna' be smart, you listen to me."
Angel: "Funny thing about vampires, Faith... We don't establish meaningful dialogue with Slayers."
Faith: "Not how Buffy tells it."

Angel: "I should've known you'd like it on top."
Faith: "You wanna' listen, or you wanna' die?"
Angel: "Heh heh. As long as you're there, I mostly want you to wriggle...but I'm listening."

Mayor: "Now, then, Angelus... may I call you Angel?"
Angel: "Well, actually, I'm thinking more along the lines of you calling me Master."

"Had a soul. Now I'm free."

Angel: "Hey, I don't mean to rush things here, but are you trying to get to some kind of a point?"
Mayor: "Heh. Kids today. Rush, rush, rush."

Mayor: "I see you're admiring my letter opener."
Angel: "Well, actually, I was thinking of stabbing you through the heart with it."

Angel: "Hmm. Can't be killed, but you don't like germs."
Mayor: "Ew. Awful things, unsanitary."

Angel: "Well, gee, sir, I thought I'd find that Slayer that's giving you so much trouble and torture, maim, and kill her."
Mayor: "Fine. You know, it's nice to see you're not one of those slacker types running around town today."

Mayor: "Torture Buffy. Killing her's fine, just make it a slow one."
Angel: "My favorite kind."

(after punching Xander): "That guy just bugs me."

Joyce: "Please tell me it's not some vampire thing."
Angel: "The only vampire here is me, Joyce."

Buffy: "What's the matter with you?"
Angel: "Nothing. Matter of fact, I haven't felt this good in a long time."

Angel: "You know, I never properly thanked you for sending me to Hell."
Buffy: "No..."
Angel: "Yeah, and I'm just wondering, where do I start? Card? Fruit basket, huh? Evisceration?"

"Yeah, I know what you're thinking. Maybe there's still some good deep down inside of me that remembers and loves you, if only you could reach me. Then again, we have reality."

"One thing I learned about Buffy -- she's so cute when she's sleeping."

"You know what I just can't believe? All of our time together, and we never tried chains."

Faith: "I'm the world's best actor."
Angel: "Second best."

Angel: "I know how hard it was for you."
Buffy: "I really doubt that."

Angel: "You still my girl?"
Buffy: "Always."

Earshot

Angel: "Sorry."
Buffy: "It's okay. I didn't see you, so I should have known you were there."

Angel: "I mean, sometimes demons, they just exaggerate their power."
Buffy: "Demon hype."

Angel: "Hey, I love you. Even if you're covered with slime."
Buffy: "I liked everything until that part."

Angel: "I've been with dozens of girls like her. More."
Buffy: "Oh, this honesty stuff is fun."

Angel: "A lot of things that seem strong, and good, and powerful -- they can be painful."
Buffy: "Like, say, immortality?"
Angel: "Exactly. I'm dying to get rid of that."
Buffy: "Funny."
Angel: "I'm a funny guy."

Choices

Buffy: "Sorry, honey."
Angel: "That's okay."

"That was bracing. Wanna do another sweep?"

Buffy: "Do you get the feeling that we're kind of in a rut?"
Angel: "Rut?"
Buffy: "You never take me anyplace new."
Angel: "What about that fire-demon nest in the cave by the beach? Thought that was a nice change of pace."
Buffy: "So this is our future? I mean, this is how we're gonna spend our nights when I'm 50 and you're... the same age you are now?"
Angel: "Let's just get you to 50."
Buffy: "Liking that plan."

Buffy: "He doesn't even know what a lasting relationship is."
Angel: "No."
Buffy: "Probably the only lasting relationship he's ever had is with... evil."
Angel: "Yeah."
Buffy: "Big, stupid, evil guy."

The Prom

Buffy: "Do I have funny bed hair or something?"
Angel: "Or something."

Angel: "Where you going?"
Buffy: "To go kill a cat on my head."
Angel: "No mirrors."
Buffy: "You know, this place really isn't girl-friendly. No mirrors, no natural light."
Angel: "I think you look perfect."
Buffy: "Oh, yeah, I really look... okay."

Angel: "The prom?"
Buffy: "End of high school rite-of-passage thingy. Think cotillion with spiked punch and electric slides."

Joyce: "You don't drink? Beverages, I mean."
Angel: "No, I do. It's just the caffeine. It makes me jittery."

Buffy: "I always say a patrol's not complete without a trip to the stinky sewers."
Angel: "I'm sure I saw him come down here."
Buffy: "Couldn't we just let this be the vamp that got away? We could say he was this big."
Angel: "What can I say? I need closure."
Buffy: "You need clothes. You don't have a tuxedo."
Angel: "Since when did patrolling go black tie?"

Angel: "We have more important things to think about right now than a dance, Buffy."
Buffy: "Sorry, Giles!"

Angel: "It's nothing."
Buffy: "No, you have a "something" face."

Angel: "And children."
Buffy: "Children? Can you say jumping the gun? I kill my goldfish."

Angel: "I'm trying to think with my head instead of my heart."
Buffy: "Heart? You have a heart? It isn't even beating."

Buffy: "I want my life to be with you."
Angel: "I don't."
Buffy: "You don't want to be with me?"

Angel: "How are you?"
Buffy: "Right as rain. Whatever that means."

Graduation Day, Part 1

Buffy: "Stealthy."
Angel: "Not my best entrance."

Angel: "Anything in there that connects him to the mayor?"
Buffy: "I looked through it, but the only thing I understood were the commas."

Angel: "Are you mad at me for being around too much, or for not being around enough?"
Buffy: "Duh, yes!"

Graduation Day, Part 2

Angel: "I can't leave you. I was wrong. I need you."
Willow: "Oh! You mean you need Buffy!"
Angel: "Willow?"
Willow: "Yes! Right! Willow!"

Mayor Wilkins: "Murderous little fiend. Did you see what she did to my Faith?"
Angel: "Hadn't made any plans to weep over that one."

Mayor Wilkins: "The show's not over, but there will be a short intermission. Don't want to miss the 2nd act. All kinds of excitement."
Angel: "I'll be there."

"At the hospital, he was grieving. Seriously crazed and not just in a homicidal-I-want-to-be-a-demon way."

Angel's Last Words "I'm not gonna say goodbye. . . if we get through this I'm just going to go. You understand? There's just too much . . ."