Buffy: "Try it!"
Oz: "Try what?"
Buffy: "I'm sorry."
Oz: "Still not clear what I'm supposed to try."
Buffy: "Nothing. God, I'm sorry, I..."
Oz: "That's a tense person."
What's My Line, Part 2
Willow: "Hey! Your hair...is brown."
Oz: "Oh yeah, sometimes."
Oz: "I'm not really a computer person, you know. Or a work-of-any-kind person."
Willow: "And, uh, why'd they select you?"
Oz: "Well, I sort of test well, you know, which is cool, except that it leads to jobs."
Willow: "Well don't you have some ambitions?"
Oz: "Oh yeah. E flat diminished ninth."
Willow: "Huh?"
Oz: "Well, the E flat, it's do-able. But it's-it's that diminished ninth, you know. It's a man's chord, and you could lose a finger."
Willow: "How's your arm?"
Oz: "Suddenly painless."
Willow: "You know, I never really thanked you."
Oz: "Ooh, no, please don't. I don't do thanks. I get all red, have to bail. It's not pretty."
Willow: "Well then, forget...that thing...especially with...the part where...I kind of...owe you my life."
Oz: "Oh look, monkey. And he has a little hat, and little pants."
Willow: "Yeah. I see."
Oz: "The monkey's the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that? You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen."
Willow: "..."
Oz: "So I'm wonderin', do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped, like it's the hippo going, 'Hey man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity.' And you know the monkey's just, [French accent] 'I mock you with my monkey pants.' And then there's a big coup in the zoo."
Willow: "The monkey is French?"
Oz: "All monkeys are French. Did you know that?"
Willow: "No."
Surprise
Willow: "Do you guys...uh, have a gig tonight?"
Oz: "Oh, no, practice. See, our band's kind of movin' towards this new sound where...we suck, so...practice."
Willow: "I bet you have a lot of groupies."
Oz: "It happens. I'm livin' groupie-free nowadays. I'm clean."
Willow: "Oh."
Oz: "I'm gonna' ask you to go out with me tomorrow night, and I'm kinda' nervous about it, actually. It's interesting."
Willow: "Oh, well, if it helps at all, I'm gonna' say 'yes'."
Oz: "Yeah, it helps. It-it creates a comfort zone."
Oz: "Do you wanna' go out with me tomorrow night?"
Willow: "Oh, I can't!"
Oz: "Well, see, I like that you're unpredictable."
Willow: "Well, you could be m...my date."
Oz: "Alright, I'm in."
Willow: "I said 'date'."
Cordelia: "Surprise!"
Oz: "That pretty much sums it up."
Oz: "Hey, did everybody see that guy just turn to dust?"
Willow: "Oh, well, uh, sort of."
Xander: "Yup. Vampires are real. Lot of them live in Sunnydale. Willow will fill you in."
Willow: "I know it's hard to accept at first."
Oz: "Actually, it explains a lot!"
Willow: "What was that?"
Oz: "It looked like an arm."
Innocence
Oz: "So, do you guys steal weapons from the Army a lot?"
Willow: "Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our fun."
Willow: "Do you wanna' make out with me?"
Oz: "What?!"
Willow: "Forget it. I'm sorry. Well, do you?"
Oz: "Sometimes when I'm sitting in class -- you know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen -- I think about kissing you, and it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage."
Oz: "Oh, I'm not gonna' kiss you."
Willow: "What? But...freeze frame!"
Oz: "Well, to the casual observer, it would appear that you're trying to make your friend Xander jealous, or even the score, or something. And...that's on the empty side. See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you, you're kissing me. It's okay, I can wait."
Oz: "Uh...arm."
Phases
Willow: "Hi!"
Oz: "Oh, that's what I was gonna' say."
Willow: "What you looking at?"
Oz: "This cheerleading trophy. It's like its eyes follow you wherever you go. I like it."
Willow: "So did you like the movie last night?"
Oz: "I don't know. Today-today's movies are kinda' like popcorn. You know, you forgot about 'em as soon as they're done. I do remember I liked the popcorn, though."
Willow: "Yeah, it was good. And I had a really fun time with the rest. I mean, the part with you."
Oz: "Oh, that's great! My time was also...of the good."
Willow: "Mine too!"
Larry: "Man, Oz, I would love to get some of that Buffy 'n Willow action, if you know what I mean. Ha ha ha."
Oz: "That's great, Larry, you've really mastered the single entendre."
Larry: "Oh, let me guess. That little innocent schoolgirl thing is just, uh, just an act, right?"
Oz: "Yeah, yeah, she's actually an evil mastermind. It's fun."
Giles: "Several animal carcasses were found mutilated."
Willow: "You mean like bunnies and stuff? No, don't tell me."
Oz: "Oh, don't worry. I mean, they might not look it, but bunnies can really take care of themselves."
Larry: "Oh, last week, some huge dog jumped out of the bushes and bit me. Thirty-nine stitches. They oughta' shoot these strays."
Oz: "I've been there, man. My cousin Jordy just got his grownup tooth in. Does not like to be tickled."
"I'm going through some...changes."
Oz: "I spoke to Giles. He said I'll be okay, I just have to lock myself up around the full moon. Only he used more words than that...and a globe."
Willow: "I'm sorry about how all of this ended up, with me shooting you and all."
Oz: "It's okay, I'm-I'm sorry I almost ate you."
Willow: "It's okay."
"I mean, it's not every day you find out you're...a werewolf. That's fairly freaksome."
Oz: "So, maybe it'd be best if I just...sorta'..."
Willow: "What?"
Oz: "Well, you know, like, stayed out of your way for a while."
Willow: "I don't know, I'm kind of okay with you being in my way."
Willow: "Well, I like you. You're nice, and you're funny, and you don't smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but...that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around either."
Oz: "You are quite the human."
Willow: "So, I'd still, if...you'd still."
Oz: "I'd still? I'd very still!"
Willow: "Okay. No biting, though."
Oz: "Agreed."
"A werewolf in love."
Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered
Oz: "That kinda' hurt."
Xander: "'Kinda''? What was that for?"
Oz: "I was on the phone all night, listening to Willow cry about you. Now, I don't know exactly what happened, but I was left with a very strong urge to hit you."
"Here, Buffy."
Buffy: "I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here."
Oz: "But you're not a rat... so call it an upside."
Becoming - Part 1
Oz: "I was a little unclear about some of the themes."
Buffy: "The theme is Angel's too much of a coward to take me on face-to-face."
Xander: "And the other thing was 'buy American', but it, uh, got kind of buried."
Willow: "I will get you through this semester if I have to sweat blood."
Xander: "Do you think you're likely to? 'Cause I'd like to be elsewhere."
Willow: "It was only metaphor blood."
Oz: "I think you'd sweat cute blood."
