"I know our ways are strange to you, but soon you will join us in the 20th century, with three whole years to spare!"

Jenny: "You know, the last two years, more e-mail was sent than regular mail. More digitized information went across phone lines than conversations."
Giles: "That is a fact that I regard with genuine horror."

Jenny:"Wrong and wrong, snobby."

Giles: "I'll be back in the middle ages."
Jenny: "Did you ever leave?"

(to Giles): "You know, that outfit looks just like the one you wore yesterday, only wrinklier."

"A cat last week gave birth to a litter of snakes. A family was swimming in Whisper Lake when the lake suddenly began to boil. And Mercy Hospital last night, a boy was born with his eyes facing inward. I'm not stupid. This is apocalypse stuff. Throw in last night's earthquake, and I'd say we've got a problem. I'd say the end is pretty seriously nigh."

Jenny: "Okay, so this Master guy tried to open the Hellmouth, but he got stuck in it. And now all the signs are reading that he's going to get out, which opens the Hellmouth, which brings the demons, which ends the world."
Giles: "Yes. That about sums it up, yes."
Jenny: "The part that gets me, though, is where Buffy is the Vampire Slayer. She's so little."

Jenny: "It's kind of warm and fuzzy for a message of doom."