The Isms - Angelisms - Season One

Season One

Teacher's Pet



Angel: "I know what you're thinking, but don't worry, I don't bite!"


Never Kill A Boy On The First Date



Owen: "So, where do you know Buffy from?"
Angel: "Work."

Angel



Buffy: "Angel, do you snore?"
Angel: "I don't know. It's been a long time since anyone's been in a position to let me know."

"When you become a vampire, the demon takes you body. But it doesn't get your soul, that's gone. No conscience, no remorse . . .It's an easy way to live. You have no idea what it's like to have done the things I've done and to care. I haven't fed on a human being since that day."

Buffy:"I know what you are."
Angel:"I'm just an animal, right?"
Buffy:"You're not an animal, animals I like."

"If I can go a little while without being shot or stabbed; I'll be okay."

"I can walk like a man, but I'm not one. I wanted to kill you tonight."

"I killed mine. I killed their friends and their friends' children. For a hundred years I offered an ugly death to everyone I met. And I did it with a song in my heart."

"Good dogs don't bite."

(to Darla)"What's with the Catholic schoolgirl look? Last time I saw you, it was kimonos."


Invisible Girl



Giles: "There's an invisible girl terrorizing the school."
Angel: "That's not really my area of expertise."
Giles: "Nor mine, I'm afraid. It's fascinating, though. By all accounts, it's a wonderful power to possess."
Angel: "Oh, I don't know. Looking in the mirror every day and seeing nothing there...it's an overrated pleasure."

Angel: "I'll get it. It's not like I need the oxygen."

Prophecy Girl



Xander: "You were looking at my neck."
Angel: "What?"
Xander: "You were checking out my neck, I saw that."
Angel: "No, I wasn't."
Xander: "Just keep your distance, pal."
Angel: "I wasn't looking at your neck."
Xander: "I told you to eat before we left."