Season One
I've Got You Under My Skin
Ryan: She took one of my cards.
Stephanie: I did not!
Ryan: You did too. I had five of this one, and now I only have four.
Paige: Well, there are children in India who only have three.
Ryan: You're bleeding. Are you gonna cry?
Angel: I don't think so. I don't know. Let me think. No...yeah...no. Nope, not gonna cry.
Seth (smoking): This bother you?
Angel: No.
Seth: Lotta health nuts these days, you know. Like anyone needs to live forever.
Angel: No one needs that.
Angel: Everything was...very good.
Seth: Roast was a little dry.
Angel: No! It was full of...roasty goodness.
Paige: What's your secret, Angel?
Angel: I use chocolate. That's why they're brown -- which gives them their name. Brownies!
Cordelia: Hi, I'm Cordelia! Sorry about the possession and everything.
Seth: Uh, hello.
Paige: I'm not going to him, okay. I'm playing by the stupid rules.
Cordelia: Good! We can watch tv or play cards. You'll get caught up, won't even hear your son's pain.
Ryan: Your Latin sucks.
Ryan: You couldn't even Watch. Everyone knows you got fired because you couldn't do anything right. Nothing is going to make him proud of you.
Wesley: Skimming the surface of my mind. Very good. But a mere parlor trick. Here's one for you. How many crosses am I holding up?
Cordelia: What's that?
Rick: the Magic Story Guy: Good eye. That's a Shoreshank Box.
Cordelia: What's the diff?
Rick: About 20 dollars. And it's not available in the mahogany finish.
Cordelia: Looks the same. Hand-crafted by, uh, blind Tibetan monks?
Rick: Pieced together by mute Chinese nuns. Now that's craftsmanship.
Ethros: You're dealing with forces beyond your comprehension.
Angel: Yeah? Well it's a hobby of mind.
Ethros: Do you know what the most frightening thing in the world is? Nothing.
Seth: I was just trying to hold my family together.
Angel: I think you did.