Season One
Somnambulist
Penn: We were to meet in Italy, remember?
Angel: I remember.
Penn: Well, I waited. Hell, I waited until the 19th century. What happened?
Angel: I got held up in Romania.
Penn: Romania. What's in Romania?
Angel: Gypsies.
Penn: Join me for a drink.
Angel: That's not why I'm here.
Penn: Why are you here?
Angel: To kill you.
Penn: You know it's name? Angelus, what's happened to you?
Angel: People change.
Penn: We're not people.
Penn: So this is more than just a professional relationship, then? He cares for her.
Cordelia: Oh yeah, more than he knows. But that's our Angel -- dour, sure, but not afraid to get personally involved in his work and you're totally pumping me for information, aren't you? Oh Crap. You're him! He! The guy. Apt Pupil Boy.
Penn: You realize you'll never make it to the exit before I...
Cordelia: (pulls up the blinds) Go up like match?
Look who's back from his Up With People meeting.
Penn: What? You don't drink, so now no one gets to?
Angel: I don't expect you to understand.
Penn: Oh, I understand. I was a Puritan, remember?
Penn: How does that work, exactly? You just wake up one morning and decide, "Okay, now I'm good!" No, Angelus, it doesn't end. It never ends. It just goes on and on.
Cordelia: That's not the only thing that goes on and on.
Angel: I'm sorry what I did to you, Penn, what I turned you into.
Penn: A first class killer? A bold re-interpreter of the form?
Angel: Try cheesy hack. Look at you. You've been getting back at your father for over 200 years. It's pathetic and cliched. You've probably got a killer shrine on your wall. News clippings, magazine articles, maybe a few candles. Oh, you are so prosaic.
This is a terrible likeness. The mouth -- it's all wrong.
Kate: What are you gonna do?
Penn: Well, first I thought I'd stop everything and tell you my plan. Or better yet, why don't I just show you?
Penn: You're my real father, Angelus.
Angel: Fine. (SLAM) You're grounded.